The James Party

Last night was "The James Party" at Jake's Dilemma for Jim and James' birthdays. It was quite fun as expected. A lot of people showed up and were quite intoxicated which made for an entertaining evening. The adventure back to school was just as hilarious as the rest of the night.

There was supposed to be a dance off with teams, however, it didn't really happen but don't worry Allayne and I will have our dance off soon and it's going to be great.

Pat, Allayne, and myself decided to leave the bar at around 3:30ish and first opted to take a cab. After being informed that it would cost $30 the cab driver got the back door slammed and a, "Fuck you buddy" from Pat. After that we decided to take a cheaper route...the subway. The first train that arrived was a 2 so we hopped on and took it to 96th street. A 1 train came by shortly after our arrival, however, someone informed us that it was going downtown and in our drunken state of mind we believed that she was correct. She wasn't and we had to wait a very long time for another train.

While on the train Pat sat at the opposite end of the car and later into our trip had to dismiss some of the alcohol from his system in between cars. Unfortunately a police officer ventured into our car at this time and apparently it's illegal to get sick in between train cars cuz it's "dangerous and you can die." Rather than give Pat a citation he made us get off the train at scary 207 street. I was rather annoyed by this cop and apparently was letting him know. This is run in with the law number one of the night. Rather than wait for another train we took a cab back the rest of the way which cost ten dollars even though the guy originally said four.

After dropping Pat off Allayne and I decided to go to Short Stop. We got our food and were on our way back and my feet hurt so I asked police for a ride back to Jasper...our conversation went as follows...
"My feet really hurt can you give me a ride to Jasper dorm" ~Me
"Sorry we can't give someone a ride unless it's for an emergency or we're picking them up for something" ~Cop in passenger seat
"Well can you "arrest me" for drunk and disorderly conduct but just drop me off at my dorm" ~Me
(Cop laughs and looks at mean cop in driver's seat)
"No we can't we have to watch this bar" ~Mean cop

This journal entry is dedicated to Jim and James for having a super fun birthday bash and to Pat...because of him I can now say that I have been kicked off of a subway train.